Man Receives First Genetically Modified Pig Kidney Transplant

Doctors at Massachusetts General Hospital successfully transplanted the kidney of a genetically modified pig into a man suffering from end-stage kidney disease in a major milestone to alleviate the shortage of organs for people on the transplant waiting list. What do you think?

“People really want to live these days.”

Ingrid Osborn, Cream Infuser

“I prefer to absorb pig meat the traditional way.”

Terrence Carey, Geode Polisher

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“Out of curiosity, how big is a pig penis?”

Lochlan Robin, Flavor Reviewer