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Rings and rotisserie: Market Basket teases ‘more for your dollar’ weddings this April 1st

Whether you met in the produce aisle or just really love cereal, this April Fools' Day, Market Basket invites loving couples to pick their favorite red-and-white-patterned vinyl tile aisle to walk down.

By Heather Alterisio

April 1, 2024

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Calling all engaged couples: Want to one up the Kowloon wedding?

Skip the beach or chapel and opt for the place you likely already spend time on weekends: the supermarket.

“SAVE THE DATE!” Market Basket teased in an April 1 social media post. “Coming soon to a Market Basket near you: #MoreForYourDollar Weddings.”

Whether you met in the produce aisle or just really love cereal, Market Basket invites loving couples to pick their favorite red-and-white-patterned vinyl tile aisle to walk down.

After exchanging vows, the couple, and their guests, can enjoy a hot meal from Market’s Kitchen and, of course, a cake from the bakery, the company added.

Might we suggest swapping the traditional cake cutting ceremony with a rotisserie chicken sharing moment though?

Plus: No need for a DJ. Market Basket already has the perfect 40-song playlist.

Though Market Basket’s social media post was likely just a bit of April foolery, we can’t help but picture newlyweds riding grocery carts off into the sunset together.