What To Say If You Catch Your Son Watching Right-Wing Propaganda

Fire up some old Rush Limbaugh cassette tapes to show your son how the new stuff just doesn’t stack up.

It’s typically what you do when you catch your son smoking, but he’ll still get the message.

Young people need to learn the importance of deadlines.

It’s important to set clear limits with screen time early on in your child’s life.

Your son is one sassy Minion meme away from a very detailed status update about the vaccine’s role in mind control.

Baseless election fraud reports are a privilege, not a right, in this household.

Catching them in the act provides a good teaching moment in which you can impress upon them the importance of supporting their favorite propaganda creators, especially when it’s their own parent.

This statement admittedly has a more limited application than others.

Until now, you thought bad parenting might have produced such a terrible person.

If he’s going to flirt with indoctrination, he might as well get serious about it.

Only the first of many women he will disappoint.

It’s always sadder when your brainwashed son has 47 years under his belt and really ought to know better.

It’s good to engage with your child’s interests, even if they’re a dumbass.

This can be an awkward stage of life for your son. Let him know that he’s not alone, especially when QAnon is looking out for him and the greater good of our country.

Educating your children is the most important part of parenting.

The simple threat of solitary confinement with a copy of How To Be An Antiracist should have him crumbling before you.

This automatically makes you more of an alpha than 99% of the people they listen to.

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