From about 2009 to early 2012, Kim Kardashian would tweet the most random shit.
We're talking every little stream of consciousness, and honestly, I miss this kind of internet!
So, because Kim is one of the only celebrities who hasn't wiped her socials, these tweets live on. Here are 50 of my favorites...
1. This tweet about a smoking baby:
This 2 year old smoking baby in Indonesia is just disturbing. Is this legal?
2. This tweet about her pickle revelation:
Thanks guys! I had no idea a pickle was really a cucumber! U guys totally confirmed it!
3. This tweet about Kris Humphries:
I'm a slave for you... @KrisHumphries
4. This tweet about a random woman at a hotel:
Some woman at this hotel just came up 2 me said..."U look so much better alive" What is that supposed 2 mean?
5. This tweet about Nicole Richie reminding Kim of her jeep:
Nicole Richie reminds me of my jeep
6. This tweet about her foot falling asleep:
My foot fell asleep
7. This tweet about her being able to smell cavities:
i have a really odd talent. i can smell when someone has cavaties! i have never been wrong yet! they dont even have 2 be super close by me
8. This other tweet about her smelling cavities:
i can smell by having one conversation with someone! sooo weird huh!
9. And this other tweet about her smelling cavities:
Someone has a cavity in the car I'm in. I can smell it.
10. This tweet about American accents:
Isn't it weird how singers like Rihanna & Celine Dion sing in an American accent but really speak w an accent
11. This tweet about Germany:
I love Germany, its Vonderfull here! I love z apple strudel
12. This inspirational tweet:
Aspire to inspire before u expire
13. This tweet about her fear of actually liking olives:
Ate a bite of a salad & an olive was in it.I liked it but scares me bc I hate olives! Hope my taste isn't changing,I don't wanna like olives
14. This tweet about buttons:
I like the feeling of having buttons to press, not just a touch screen
15. This tweet about peanuts:
Do peanuts have carbs?
16. This tweet about her blowdrying all of her jewelry:
Weird Kim fact- I blow dry all my jewelry before I put it on! I can't stand putting on cold jewelry, it gives me the chills!
17. This tweet about her "humpkin":
I miss my humpkin
18. This tweet about fairy tales:
Do you believe in Fairy Tales? I do
19. This tweet about starting a Bible study group:
I want to start a bible study group with my friends!
20. This tweet about surfing:
i just surfed the day away...caught a good old radical wave off the coast of bermuda. tubular right dudes?
21. This other tweet about surfing:
kowabunga dudettes. i'm so pumped to be on this surfing kick. who else surfs out there? gnarly day in the h2o. ridin waves!
22. This tweet about gay bar time:
Gay bar time!!!! Woowhoo!
23. This tweet about leaving plastic bottles in cars:
Don't drink bottled water thats been left in a car!Heat reacts w the chemicals in the plastic bottle which releases dioxin into the water.
24. This tweet about SMH:
SMH means shaking my head
25. This tweet about being naked right now:
I'm naked right now!!!
26. This tweet where we we found out her love for seet potatoe:
Happy Thanksgiving twitterfam! Let the cooking begin! I'm starting with my seet potatoe souffle! yummy!
27. This tweet about her tooth falling out:
OMG I was chewing a piece of gum and my filling came out!
28. This tweet about her watching the Discovery Channel:
Watching. Discovery Channel "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant" It is so hard 2 believe they didn't know they were pregnant until delivery! Crazy
29. This tweet about Wi-Fi on airplanes:
I am on a plane right now! Love that I have internet access! So cool!
30. This other tweet about Wi-Fi on airplanes:
I'm on the airplane...love wifi! I am sitting next to an Air Marshall! Jim the air marshall makes me feel safe!
31. This tweet about her threatening to order Rosetta Stone:
I'm going to order Rosetta Stone....
32. This tweet about her angry grandma:
My grandma won't let me tweet during breakfast! Gotta go! xo
33. This tweet about doctors:
How come Dr's never get sick when they see sick people every day!
34. This tweet about dental care:
I read that If u don't take care of your teeth then u live 6 years less than expected. Lots of disease lives in your mouth!
35. This tweet about dinosaurs:
I think I had a dream about Dinosaur's last night. LOL
36. This tweet about Black Friday sucking:
i dont know bout where u guys livebut out here Black Friday sucked! None of the good stuff was on sale!
37. This tweet about quotes:
I love quotes
38. This tweet with a quote she loves:
"Seeing isnt believing, believing is seeing" -little elf in The Santa Clause
39. This tweet about Khloé's soft tongue:
don't you think @khloekardashian is the softest tongue... When she licks my back I get goose bumps all over... Want a twit pic?
40. This tweet about her going to Walmart:
We just got our tree! It's beautiful! Just leaving Walmart now, got amazing ornaments & lights there!
41. This tweet about Fergie calling her the brunette Marilyn Monroe:
Fergie just told me I look like the brunette Marilyn Monroe!
42. This tweet about her watching Maury:
Watching paternity tests on Maury! So scandalous!!!
43. This tweet about her Blackberry:
I die 4 my blackberry & BBM, so I'm team blackberry for life!!!! But might have a little fun with an iphone for the games & cute things ;-)
44. This tweet of her talking about iPhones:
Still haven't set up my iphone yet...I don't have the heart to yet. LOL its already too complicated. I will next year!
45. This tweet about legendary vocalist Celine Dion:
Celine Dion has the voice of an angel
46. This tweet about her nickname "Kimbo":
Everytime I win a game of solitaire online I register my name as Kimbo just for you @BrittGastineau LOL
47. This tweet about identical twins:
Do identical twins have the same exact DNA? Like if 1 twin murders someone & leaves their DNA, can the other twin get blamed?
48. This tweet about her watching TCAP:
I'm watching MSNBC "How to Catch a Predator". This is disgusting that these grown men seek out these young girls! Has anyone seen this show?
49. This Olive Juice tweet:
Olive Juice
50. And last but not least...
tweet dreams