Iowa women’s basketball star Caitlin Clark was selected by the Indiana Fever as the first overall pick in the highly anticipated 2024 WNBA draft. The Onion investigates the pros and cons of the 22-year-old phenom going to play for the Women’s National Basketball Association.
Basketball seems like a natural fit for someone of her talents.
Lose access to free healthcare at University of Iowa Student Health Center.
Fifth screen at sports bar no longer has to show the news.
The sexist WNBA creates an environment that pits women against each other.
Can develop her skills in a low-stakes environment.
Have to find a new Spanish tutor.
No more homework!
Longtime Indiana Fever fans will see ticket prices skyrocket up to $25
Won’t have to learn a new woman’s name.
Will have to bring her own basketball.