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Kansas teen covers self in ranch dressing during drug-fueled vandalism spree: cops

He was dressed — but not for success.

A Kansas teen covered himself in ranch dressing and went on a drug-fueled vandalism spree before crashing a car, authorities said.

Shawnee County Sheriff’s Office said the 17-year-old unidentified boy was wreaking havoc naked around 3:30 a.m. Saturday at Petro Deli.

“He covered himself in ranch dressing, damaged property inside a business, ran outside and jumped into a running vehicle, and then crashed into a nearby pillar,” authorities wrote Sunday on Facebook.

The sheriff’s office said they believe he was under the influence of drugs and brought him to a local hospital for treatment.

He was later released into his parents’ custody, authorities said.

“We are happy to report that no one was injured during this incident,” the department said.

No charges have been filed, but authorities said the incident is under investigation.