The action/adventure/romance/epic The Princess Bride turns 35 this year. It's packed with quotable lines from unforgettable characters, and these are 43 of the best.
1.Journeying to the fire swamp.
2.Inigo Montoya's message for the six-fingered man.
3.Westley's undying love for Buttercup.
4.If you need to get in, bring Fezzik.
5.Inconceivable!
6.Every friend group needs an Inigo.
7.What is this, Mad Men?
8.Miracle Max is every landlord.
9.Fezzik was the original gentle giant.
10.Prince Humperdinck gives big "trust fund" vibes.
11.The line so popular that actor Cary Elwes wrote a book called As You Wish.
12.Tension so thick you could cut it with a rapier.
13.He's truly the best movie grandpa.
14.Vizzini's lucky Fezzik never got too fed up with him.
15.Westley had this line ready to go for a while.
16.We're probably only a few years away from a Disney+ miniseries about the Dread Pirate Roberts.
17.We all know a Vizzini.
18.Reverse card!
19.André the Giant and Billy Crystal would make a great comedy duo.
20.The fire swamp is just a metaphor for Australia.
21.The most civilized fight there ever was.
22.Inigo probably starts off every conversation this way.
23.It's criminal that Mandy Patinkin didn't get one award for his performance as Inigo Montoya.
24.Westley set the bar real high for guys everywhere.
25.She's credited as "The Ancient Booer."
26.Mostly dead is still slightly alive.
27.Westley straight-up talks Humperdinck into submission in this scene.
28.Challenge of the day: casually work "hippopotamic" into at least one conversation.
29.As Jonah Hill's character in Maniac would say: "That is so far from how property law works."
30.The man knows when to keep it brief.
31.Bless Wallace Shawn.
32.Setting myself a reminder to start building an immunity to iocane powder so that this never happens.
33.The Man in Black wasn't wrong about us all wearing masks in the future...
34.Fezzik was born to be a bard.
35.Who gave this man a doctorate?
36.I can always use more scenes with Westley and Inigo.
37.Also (probably) coming to Disney+: a miniseries about Westley's time as the Dread Pirate Roberts.
38.Fezzik always wanting to be a good sport tells you all you need to know about the man.
39.No one gets an evil maniac like another evil maniac.
40.To be fair, I don't know if reading a "sports book" would be much more thrilling.