I Ranked 36 Disney Villains From “A Toddler Could Beat You In A Fight” To “This Is A Job For The Avengers”

These creepy critters are definitely nightmare fuel, but they're at the bottom of the list because they're not real in Pooh's world or ours. They're simple figments of his imagination, and they can be defeated by waking up.

He's quite literally a bag of bugs. He could be defeated by a strong gust of wind. Also, I truly can't stand him, so I'm putting him here.

He's a literal child.

A toddler could simply mash the game controls and delete him. Next.

One tea party in a mud puddle, and it's over for him.

He's only ranked higher than Lotso because he's probably a choking hazard. 

His only true strength is his delusion of grandeur. 

Using the toddler to Avengers scale, she could easily be bested by a toddler. Imagine if 3-year-old Rapunzel had gotten hold of a pair of scissors and cut her own hair — it would've been over for Mother Gothel in a heartbeat.

She's a bully, but, like...that's it. No magic, just spite.

He ROUTINELY loses to a 5-year-old and her cuddly alien friend, and he takes orders from a talking gerbil to boot.

If the people under her command simply stopped listening every time she yelled, "Off with their head!", she'd be powerless. Plus, her henchmen are all playing cards, so you could easily defeat them with a leaf blower.

He's supposedly strong because he eats five dozen eggs, but he lost to a glorified Ikea showroom. Not a good look.

All that magic, and the best she can come up with is a spicy apple? Joke's on her, because toddlers are picky eaters, so she'd need to go right back to the drawing board (or cauldron).

She was taken down by puppies, so I don't think it would be much harder for a group of determined preschoolers.  

He's spent his entire life being afraid of the children who live on Neverland when he literally owns a boat — just sail away. 

Honestly, his pet snake does all the villainy for him. 

He's a manipulative jerk, but defeating him would've been simple if Anna had a group chat of friends to go all FBI on him. 

We stan a woman in STEM, but if she wanted to be ranked higher, she'd need to label her poisons better.

He's a tiger. Unlike a lot of the people below him on this list, he doesn't need a crown or magic powers to be scary — he has sharp teeth and claws for that.

He's not the strongest villain physically, but his emotional manipulation skills are powerful enough to bump him above the other big cat.

She's basically the same as Scar, but she's ranked higher than him because no one suspected she was the villain.

He could be defeated by a very specific toddler — Jack Jack.

Though technically the protagonist, Mr. Toad is the villain of his own story. He may be just a toad, but his ego makes him dangerous. I mean, Mr. Toad's Wild Ride at Disneyland takes "Highway to Hell" literally. 

Again, manipulation is a powerful weapon, and these two have perfected the art.

The emperor was lucky to have Mulan on his side! Also, Shan Yu gets bonus points for his super cool bird sidekick.

He probably taught Honest John, Gideon, Scar, and Hans everything they know.

He's one of the few villains who's super powerful by brute force alone. If he didn't crush you, then you'd still never find your way out of his jewelry collection. This is about the time you'd need to start calling in your favors with S.H.I.E.L.D. I think Spider-Man could take him down.

It has a cute face, but it's basically a dragon-shaped tornado of garbage and fire.

He came pretty close to taking down an entire kingdom, but he didn't have the power of foresight. If he'd done a little more homework on what being a genie entails, then he'd be ranked much higher. Shuri would've noticed that. He gets bonus points for Iago, though.

Might? Check. Magic powers? Check. Manipulation? Check. However, Hulk could probably beat her in a fight.

Like Ursula, she's the total villain package, but she also breathes fire. Also, not only does she have a cool bird sidekick, but she has a shapeshifting bird sidekick. I'd love to see Scarlet Witch take her on.

I wouldn't want to mess with this man and his friends on the other side. You might need help from the Mighty Thor to get yourself out of this battle.

Hercules had to change fate to defeat him. That's definitely a job I'd leave to Dr. Strange. 

Chernabog is basically the devil, so he might actually be worse than Thanos. You'd need all of the Avengers, the Guardians of the Galaxy, the X-Men, the Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., and the Eternals to defeat him.